“Hey what’s going on here Tuna Noodle Casserole? What’s all this?”

“Please don’t call me Tuna Noodle Casserole. That’s not my name anymore. I go by Tuna Noodle Tostada now. Get it right.” 

“Okay. Well what gives with the map? And all your luggage by the door, why is it there?” 

“Well buster I’m outskies. I’m out of here. I’m moving on up to the East side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky.”

“What are you George Jefferson now?”

“Haha…NO. I’m Frank Sinatra actually. I’m going South of the border. Down Mexico way.” 

“So you’re leaving, just like that? After everything we’ve been through together?”

“There there, don’t cry.”

“What? Uh, I’m not crying.”

“Look I don’t want your whole life story okay? Don’t be so sensitive, it’s not a good look for you. You wont catch someone like that.” 

“Oh gee thanks, and I’m not being sensitive man.”

“I don’t like it when people cry and make a big deal out of nothing.” 

“But I’m NOT crying though. And what are you talking about? Just last week you were crying about no one liking you.”

“That was last week amigo. Why are you bringing up old stuff for? That’s the past. That was the old me.”

“Well where exactly are you going?”

“I figure somewhere tropical and sunny. I’m thinking Cancun. I’ll fit right in there with all the other tostadas.”

“Okay…I didn’t know there were a lot of tostadas there. Why are you leaving?”

“Geeze Louise! You’re so clingy. No wonder you’re all alone. I’m leaving because I’m too popular now. Ever since I had that brilliant idea to make myself over, everyone wants a piece of me. I’m in high demand. They like me, they really like me!” 

“First off, calm down Sally Fields. Second off, If I recall correctly I think it was my brilliant idea to give you a recipe makeover.”

“Okay, whatever lets you sleep at night buddy. I don’t recall this alleged incidence.”

“Of course you don’t.” 

“Look, alls I know is that I can’t even walk down the supermarket aisles without being stopped and asked if they can take me home with them. I need to get away from all the fame for a bit.”

“So you’re just…”

“That’s right, I’m leaving. Gone. Outta here. So long. Sayonara. Auf Wiedersehen. Adios. See you around the bend. Don’t call me okay? This is it. Now be a doll and tell me how to get to Mexico.”